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When you fart in a plastic bag & wrap it over someone’s head. Preferably a pull string garbage bag to allow your victim to savor the smell.
I’m gonna send you on a hot air balloon ride!
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Going down on a woman while she is menstrating and you blow bubbles.
I earned my red wings and made 99 red luft balloons.
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Your anus...
I had to take a very small pair of scissors and cut the dried turds around my very sensitive balloon knot worm hole...
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When a man presses his butt hole up against a woman's vagina and farts into it in a sexual manner.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted a hot pink air balloon, she said yes. After I gave it to her, she was very disappointed...
Did you fuck Janet yesterday?
Did you bust her water balloon?
You know it.
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it means when you fart it smells like an egg and makes you feel as if you want to take of like a balloon. The phrase was radomley made up by me when my man farted and it smelt like an egg and he said i nearly took of like a hot air balloon a bit random i know but very funny
its when you to a huge stinking fart when you are bloated this is when a egg balloon fart occurs or you done a "egg balloon fart" you stinking bastard
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Doing Whippets.
I was bored so I sat up in my room cold-air ballooning.
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