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Beard Balls are the hairs that hang off your balls and look like a beard.
So, Bro you gonna trim your Beard Balls? I did and I never felt better!
The scruffy, full-bodied beard that grows on the face of only the manliest of men. Not everybody can properly grow a Kevins-Beard, but those who can certainly enjoy an upper-echelon in the beard hierarchy.
Often associated with terms like 'masculinity', 'male', and 'strength'.
Urban legends commonly hold true that the source of their true knowledge and strength come from their Kevins-Beard.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Man, look at that beard!"
Person 2: "That's not just a beard, it's a Kevins-Beard"
Example 2:
I was thinking of growing a Kevins-Beard, only if I possess the masculinity, testosterone, and full-bodied confidence to do so.
Facial hair worn by pussified, emasculated cucks who have sacrificed their testicles, wallets and pride to domineering female spouses or significant others in exchange for sex and social acceptance.
Similar in look to the ever popular dad beard, men who sport a provider beard often have one or more of the following traits: a side-parted preppy hairstyle, SJW approved eyeglasses (for the visually impaired) J. Crew polo shirts, Nantucket shorts, Sperry Top-Siders and an aura of feigned happiness.
Hey, who is the bearded guy driving the soccer mom SUV? Oh, that’s just your cousin. His provider beard is all that remains of his manhood after his wife made him have a vasectomy.
When you light a girls pubs on fire, then proceed to eat her out. The goal is to not get burned and make her cum!
guy1"Dude why is your face burned?"
guy2"I tried to give my girl a Bearded Phoenix, and phailed"
In truth, since I have been under the influence of The Bearded One since I began studying economics.
A term that is derrived from "dribble on your beard", meaning litteraly that one has no controll over their salivating
1. Originally refers to a senile person
2. Common insult with no meaning such as Gay
3. Someone who is a complete Arse/Tit
1. My Grandad became a Dribble Beard so we had to but him in a home
2. Oi, why'd you spill my drink you dribble beard!?
3. See that boy, yeah, hes a right dribble beard
"The push up bra for men": Beard Baiting is a sneaky way small chinned men hide their lack of a chin - by growing a beard over it. Typically done to get more dates. First coined by Australian publication DMARGE, beard baiting is a derivative of 'beard fishing' - which is what the trend used to be known as online.
James is 'beard baiting' again - it might help him get more dates but as soon as he shaves it all off he's going to be screwed.