Beaver Deceiver

1) An artificial device or other ruse employed to gain entrance to a woman's pants by causing the woman to falsely perceive status or other qualities in the man who utilizes such a device

2) one who regularly employs such devices/tactics

One of my friends from college was a total beaver deceiver. He would go out and buy hippie activism related shirts (even though he didn't believe in the causes). It worked to because that guy got more Tang than Neil Armstrong. It was always off of dirty hippie chicks, but just like my mom used to say... "It all spends the same."

See also "Cubic Zirconium"

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beaver board

Film industry slang term for a pancake with a pigeon attached, for mounting lights low to the ground, on top of shelves, etc.

We want the actor to be lit from below, so put a lamp on a beaver board and slide it between his legs.

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slimy beaver

Syphilus infested pussy that smells like truot and ld rotten cum

1) Your slimy beaver is the nastiest smelling that I have ever fucked.
2) I would not hit that slimy beaver with a ten foot pole.

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hidden beaver

Its when you are fucking a girl who so insecure about herself she has to put your boxes on and have you fuck her through your boxer hole.

This bitch was so crazy that she she made me do the hidden beaver with her

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beaver weasel

It's a farting game. The object of the game is after one commits the deed, all others in the surrounding area have but mere nanoseconds to touch wood with one hand, whilst placing the thumb of the free hand atop the head, wiggling their fingers and screaming "Beaver Weasel"...the last person to do so, is the loser and figuratively earns the title of "Fart Eater Extradionaire". Originally played in the halls of Montezuma.

Sylvia Louise enters five seconds after her asshole trumpets her arrival, causing a great panic amongst the group assembled, as each person looks for a piece of wood, Sylvia pulls a wooden spatula from behind her back and places her dainty hand upon on her head, fingers a wiggling and triumphantly screams "Beaver Weasel, you ate it!"

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Jungle Beaver

When women don't get a Brazilian wax, or any kind of shaving of the genitalia area at all, that's when the beaver becomes a Jungle Beaver.

I was going down that bitch but her pubes got stuck between my teeth. I turned on the lights and then I saw the biggest Jungle Beaver ever!!.

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Meat Beaver

A beaver that lurks in the shadows to pounce on some unsuspecting cunt. Also known as, a vag badger.

Hey, Andy!!! Did you see that meat beaver? It looked hungry.

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