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When you grind on your bed and it hurts when the force of gravity gets strong and pulls you down hard, you get a boner.
Boy: Hey, I just bed slapped my bed and it hurts. I got a boner from it.
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!
When your mate can’t hack it on a night out in Cardiff (Stag 2022) and they need to head back for a Bath & Bed.
Jordan’s had it, Bath & Bed for him…
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Time for a shag, does anyone have a spare bed sock?
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Where you're laying on the bed and someone decides to push you, then you proceed to push them back. So on and so forth.
John pushed George in bed last night, a few minutes later a Bed Mosh was created.
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To wake up much earlier than normal.
Tomorrow we'll shit the bed and try to hit the road by 8:00.
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shit the bed is an english phrase that refers to someone who got out of bed unusually early compared to what they normally would.
Usually used against a lazy or unemployed person who is up early.
08:41 <lazydude1> *yawn* morning all :D
08:41 <me> heh, your up early. Shit the bed?
08:41 <lazydude1> lol
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