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When you ejaculate in your bed and forget to clean it up the day later
Sorry for making you clean up my bed jelly
A substance that’s in your bed
I walked in on my mom cleaning up some bed jelly
Where you're laying on the bed and someone decides to push you, then you proceed to push them back. So on and so forth.
John pushed George in bed last night, a few minutes later a Bed Mosh was created.
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Time for a shag, does anyone have a spare bed sock?
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To wake up much earlier than normal.
Tomorrow we'll shit the bed and try to hit the road by 8:00.
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shit the bed is an english phrase that refers to someone who got out of bed unusually early compared to what they normally would.
Usually used against a lazy or unemployed person who is up early.
08:41 <lazydude1> *yawn* morning all :D
08:41 <me> heh, your up early. Shit the bed?
08:41 <lazydude1> lol
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