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The greatest cereal ever made. It has five different fruity flavors and is just like Captain Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal, but even better. It also comes in a huge bag that has twice as much cereal inside than a regular cereal box. The inside of the bag itself smells like wonderland. Berry Colossal Crunch is delicious to the point where you don't even need milk, or to eat it for just breakfast, and anybody will enjoy it.
Berry Colossal Crunch is the greatest cereal ever made.
pilled toilet paper stuck in on or around a woman's genitalia, after a wipe.
Similar but not to be confused with the "dingle berry".
I was goin' down on her and choked on a cherry berry.
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an example of a totally awesome girl, with curves, and a wonderful voice. some one who is the best person in your world.
oh wow do you see that desty berry, she can ride a skateboard and sing
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1. The term used when in a state of extreme pain...
2. Can be used instead of terms like OMG,WTF,FML, and holy my mcchicken nuggets.
3. Special interjection used to start at the beginning of a sentence that lead to an epic story.
1. Oh My Berry! I can't feel my legs!
2. Oh My Berry, I so want to define Oh My Berry on urbandictionary.com :)
3. Oh My Berry, Have I told you guys the time when I won here, won there, I'm Bi-Winning!
Becoming a proper well functioning dingle-berry is no easy task. A strong and good-sized dingle-berry is the result of the right and almost perfect balance of key elements: cheap toilet paper, human faeces and of course a strong and thick group of crack hairs to grab itself on to, then the right amount of pressure and thrusting must be applied to the dingle-berry region (or your crack) during the process commonly known as ass whipping, only then, will someone enjoy the pleasures of a pack of healthy dingle-berries and use them at will.
Dingle-Berry's Rejects are those that weren't lucky enough, and ended up small, alone, no hairs to dingle from. They are a nomad tribe, they originate on our crack, first they hang out with proper dingle-berries, eventually these two separate, the rejects fall from your crack to your underwear, there they can spend an undetermined amount of time depending on your personal cleaning habits, hours, days even weeks, but in most cases is short, from your underwear, to the bathroom and to the trash, the lucky ones may travel as far as your shoes or your mamma's kitchen floor.
They also suffer the pains of an unbalanced nature, some are more faeces than paper or vice-versa. Why does one dingle-berry is destined to a great journey and another to be rejected to the perils of a nomad life is still a mystery of nature. One can say they are different but none is better than the other, and to call them 'Rejects' is a matter of language and custom.
john: man i took off my underwear at my girlfriend's and drop a bunch of dingle-berry rejects all over the carpet, what a shame.
david: man i tell you you have to change toilet paper, get the ultra soft with aloe and your problems will be resolved. one bad thing though say goodbye too to proper dingle-berries.
The monthly product of harvest from a female during her period. This is more descriptive of the chunks of uterine lining that are excreted during this experience. Also known as "fruit of the womb."
Man: "Hey wanna have sex?"
Woman: "Sorry, currently harvesting hoo-ha berries."
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First came to be from a popular web series called Red vs. Blue. A character named Tucker is the founder of (my personal) favorite swear.
An example of: "Ah, fuck berries!" IS "Ah, fuck berries." because it is a complete sentence.