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The informal mascot of Kent State University. Black squirrels are mischievous little bastards who have been seen stealing televisions and bicycles. They tend to congregate near basketball courts, but have also been known to seek refuge in and around dilapidated recreation centers.
Dude, did you just see those two black squirrels?
Yeah, bro, I think they traded an acorn for a bag of oregano or some shit...
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Astro Black ain't the one to play the hydrant game.
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A 13-year-old singer who knows the order of the days of the week.
Albert: Dude, I'm so glad that tomorrow's Saturday.
Marshall: I know, and the day after that is Sunday!
Albert: .....
Marshall: And yesterday is Thursday!
Albert: .....
Marshall: And today is Friday!
Albert: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Marshall: I just learned it from that Rebecca Black song about fried eggs!
Albert: .....
Marshall: Damn, I want some cereal.
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To teleport into the future from one place to another after a heavy night of drinking.
-Dude what happend to you last night?
-Well the last thing i remember, i was at this bar talking to this chick and now im at work with no money and now i have this nasty rash, i guess i musta blacked out.
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Metallica album released in 1991, it was officially self-titled, it was nicknamed "black album" after the completely dark black art cover. Metallica's most popular album, sold over 10 million copies.
the Black Album may have made them the biggest selling heavy metal band, but Master of Puppets is their best album in my opinion.
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the belief that the black race is superior and should oppress and rule over other races
black nationalist groups promote black supremacy
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poo, shit, crap, feces, excrement
Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
A: To look for black cock!
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