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A blanket bsf is a MF that you could cuddle with because their blankets smell like piss juice. A blanket bsf could also be someone who u talk so much shit about but the “blanket” is covering all of the sneaky secrets...
A blanket bsf could be someone who you want to finger you under a blanket 😩🤚🏽.
Bsf 1: ou bsf your blanket smells like piss . Lets cuddle
Bsf2: yeah.. now I am your blanket bsf,
Bsf: finger me under the blankets. 🖖
Bsf2: okay.. I’ll become ur blanket bsf.
Typically, someone who seems generally outgoing, and may in fact be, but naps every chance he/she gets. These individuals have locked timed naps to a science.
Man, Stacy was really charismatic at brunch yesterday, but I heard she went straight home to nap before she had to do groceries. She's such a blanket hippie.
When as much sweat as possible is saved up in a blanket or bed sheets wring the sweat in a five gallon bucket. Keep the the buck hidden and uses febreze on it until it is full. Finally, when your significant other is performing intercourse with you, slowly pick up the bucket and drench her with the sweat.
Dude, my girl swallowed the whole sweaty blanket last night!
A technique of wrapping yourself in a blanket to stay warm in the winter, making you look like a mummy or a larva in a cocoon
I'd have gone to work, but it's so cold that I'd rather remain in bed as a blanket mummy.
Blanket pig means blanket hog meaning someone who hogs the blanket way too much by yanking it away leaving you shivering. A blankeg hog is usually a friend at a sleepover, spouse, or a relative you are sharing a bed with.
To cope with a blanket hog simply either yank the blanket back, get another blanket, get a sweater, move sleeping locations, or just shiver your ass al night.
*Joji yanks blankets from Lily*
Lily:"jeez joji, dont be such a blanket pig."
Undercover cop, staying in safety of vehicle.
Guy 1: Man whys that guy staring at us?
Guy 2: Dude i bet he's a blanket pig
Guy 1: Man he gonna be in that car all night.
Shoving a toothpick down a man's penis and jacking him off until he cums blood
I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
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Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
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I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.