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On October 23 you must slap a blonde haired person.
Slap a blonde day- hit a blonde person
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A social phenomenon afflicting many (but not all) naturally blonde males, in which they become disproportionately arrogant think themselves irresistible to the opposite sex. Found especially in an environment where most other guys have dark hair.
Their massive ego will make them ironically less attractive to some girls, and, also ironically, *more* attractive to others.
Ben ran one hand through his curly hair, grinning condescendingly at dark- haired Elliot next to him.
Mark, having Blonde Guy Complex, was convinced that Jane was staring at him when she was only looking at the wall clock.
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when someone does something real stupid and they suddenly realize it.
person 1: oh, I just realized that!
person 2: hey, let me pull that blond root for you.
Blonde Cream Pie
I was fucking this young blong girl she was spread eagle as I fucked her. I shot my hot cum I to her sweet tight count. As I with drew my cock I could see my cum dripping from her blond pussy making a Blonde Cream Pie.
a blonde girl not very smart
Yesterday I saw a bubble-gum blonde in the store
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When you are sleeping with a lady in a bed, and you're positive she's asleep, so you drop your pajama pants and poop in her hair.
"How's it going with your wife, man?"
"Awesome! Judith could sleep through a hurricane--last night I gave her the ol' Concrete Blonde and she didn't even realize it until she had to take the kids to school."
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Something what you say when you don't know the answer to a question.
He:Hey what kinda browser do you use?
She(or He):Huh?Sorry I'm blonde
He:....Do you press letter E to get online or a fox inside a circle?
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