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A narrow excretion left on ones carpet
Yo Homeboy left me carpet biscuits this mornning.
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The ache in your hand and wrist after a night of rubbing ones pussy a bit too much.
After reading erotic emails from a "friend", I realized that all my chronic masturbating left me with carpet tunnel syndrome.
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When you pull the scrotum, with two hands, further then the end of the penis, making it look like penis (Alladin) is sitting on top of the scrotum (the magic carpet).
Running around, making whooshing sounds or screaming "Jasmine! Wanna go for a ride!?" while doing it is recommended but certainly not a must.
Jafir: Hey Jenny, would you like to ride Aladdin's magic carpet?
Jenny: Yeah... sure.
Jafir: Do you trust me?
Jenny: What? ...I guess so.
Jafir: *drops pants*
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Used to describe the bulge of a mans crotch when penis is erect. See: trouser tent
Origin comes from the old joke of laying new carpet and then finding the budgie missing and a lump under the carpet.
Hey look! Neville's got a budgie under the carpet.
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A title bestowed upon one who is drunk and passed out on the floor, like they are piloting the carpet.
Shit, man! You were Captain of the Carpet Ship last night.
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To call someone into question; to question one's action
to call someone on the carpet
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An orgy with multiple men all anally pounding a disregarded woman whilst on a carpet resulting in udder destruction and a horrible stain
I need your steam cleaner, we were all anal carpet bombing this slut
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