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If your house is dirty clean that mean's you hid the worst of it. It's still filthy... you just can't tell right away.
Dude, I can't see the bugs and mold aymore but I still want to disinfect everything before I touch it. It looks clean, but I know it's still dirty. It's dirty clean."
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masturbating while using a disinfectant wipe, to ensure cleanliness pre and post masturbation.
Steve didn't want to leave a mess while watching porn, so he pulled out is KFC wet wipes and did a clean and jerk.
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When an individual passes a bowel movement and has no need to wipe because of the toilet paper he or she has been eating.
Mary: "Damnit Todd, that toilet paper is fucking expensive! Stop eating it!"
Todd: "I thought you would like that I am an advocate for the clean sweep. Want some salad?"
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noun: a person that avoids looking or staring at the french horn of a girl
Jack: I am a clean boi!
Sarah: Yeah, because you aren't staring at my french horn.
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when a girl is talking about her vagina saying that it is clean.
hey poogy wanna do it, i have a clean beaver!!
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The Name of a Band that produces music featuring elements of both classical and dance music.
The band's name, Clean Bandit, comes from a translation of a Russian phrase; the meaning is similar to the English phrase "complete bastard"
*Thick Russian Accent* "Your Sister is a clean bandit"
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The “Clean Wehrmacht” is the myth that during WW2, the regular German army (Wehrmacht) was an apolitical, honorable army that did not participate in crimes against humanity. People who believe this think that only the Waffen SS carried out Nazi atrocities.
This is a total fantasy. It was a myth designed after the war to shift blame and downplay the German military’s crimes against humanity. The Wehrmacht took part in the Holocaust, routinely shot POWs, and committed countless massacres of civilians. All of which was documented in Wehrmacht reports drawn up by Wehrmacht officers who gave Wehrmacht soldiers explicit instructions to do so. It’s true that SS soldiers were even more fanatical, and not all German soldiers committed war crimes. Bur never, ever let anyone tell you that the Wehrmacht isn’t culpable for the crimes of Nazi Germany.
Wehraboo: “The regular German army didn’t actually do anything bad. They were just fighting for their homeland.”
Person with a brain: “No, that’s the Clean Wehrmacht” myth. The regular German army fought a war of racial extermination, and did things more barbaric than you can even imagine.”
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