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Barnard College

Barnard College of Columbia University in the City of New York is the gayest school you'll ever go to. If you aren't gay when you arrive, you'll be at least a little gay by the time you leave. Barnard women are well educated, polished, confident, and badass and they WILL fight you if you aren't a feminist. Barnard girls come in all shapes and sizes, creeds and colors, sexualities and backgrounds, and from all corners of the world. They are compassionate, brave, and engaged, and the small community Barnard has to offer forges a true sisterhood between all Barnard students. Barnard students attend Columbia classes, eat in Columbia dining halls, live in Columbia dorms, and graduate with Columbia University diplomas. So yes, they do go to Columbia University.

If you're looking for bold, beautiful women, look no further than Barnard College in New York City!

by thatbarnardbitch March 4, 2019

19๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cornerstone College

A Lutheran school in Mount Barker, Australia. According to Wikipedia it has a library, a basketball court gym, a canteen, an oval and a theater. BIG FAT WHOOP!!!!

According to Calum its students are "them damn Cornerstone kids, with all there (sic) amazing education, great personalities,
and surplus money."

....Obviously not such an amazing education.

The kids from Mount Barker High School like to throw fruit at the kids from Cornerstone, as Mt Barker's legendary bus chariot, the Big Yellow Bitch rolls past the Cornerstone kids sweltering and or freezing in their ramshackle tin shed excuse for a bus stop.

Overall, Cornerstone is a fine establishment, though what goes on behind those oddly-shaped school gates, I shall never know. *tear*

Let's go throw some fruit at the Cornerstone College kids.

by Chicken Kababs January 20, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


College Horny

Wanting to bang anything cute between the ages of 18-24.

Curtis was so college horny last night he thought I was college drunk enough to do him.

by hpants February 27, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Winchester College

An Independent Boys' Boarding School in Hampshire which takes the brightest people from all over the world and sticks them together in a confined space perhaps only to see the maelstrom of genius and homosexuality that ensues. It is generally acknowledged that Winchester College is the best school in England and possibly the world. It is famous for its academic tradition, age (founded 1383) and alumni (including 1 PM). Also famous for its 'Notions', words and general goings-on peculiar to the school.

Wykehamist (Someone who goes to Winchester College) 1: Can we toll to Gunner's hole?
Normal guy 1: Huh?
Wykehamist 2: Goive, let's bogle.
Normal guy 1: Sorry what?
Wykehamist 3: That would be naize, we could have a turst on the way - but bunter! - I'm aeg and have yet to recover ful broad...
Normal guy 1: No idea what you're talking about but can I come?
Wykehamist 1: Oh waaant, fiiine! But only if you answer this question: how many fish are there in Log. pond?
Normal guy 1: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

by JealousHarrovian May 20, 2012

29๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


college party

When you fuck a girl in front of everyone. Usually accompanied by the male fist pumping while yelling "college party!"

Rylee bent that bitch over in front of everyone so he could college party her.

by Tupac Back September 3, 2011

29๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


College University

Awesome series about the trials and tribulations of college. That is, if your college enrolls Bigfoot, Optimus Prime, a floating green alien named Gorp, and monkeys.

by Zeke November 1, 2003

28๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cow College

Auburn University. Also, embarrassing.

Haha, he goes to Auburn?? Fucking cow college

by qwerpoiue December 7, 2010

100๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž