Someone or a group of people who have little to no understanding of the concepts behind the functionality of Crossfit and thus feels the need to bash it due to ignorance.
Guy 1: Wow crossfit sucks, I don't see how you can call it a workout without spending hours on end at a gym (globo gym).
Guy 2: Dude, you're being acting like "The Almighty Couch". Do your research and check it out for yourself.
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Couch Patting is when you are so munged out at a gig you pat the couch to get a girl to sit next you rather than string up a conversation. This Couch Patting has been coined by a young man named Arnold. He has perfected this couch patting in such way it has allowed him to spend an entire weekend with the coolest chicks around and has provided him with friend recommendations in Sydney.
Let's go to the Techno for some Couch Patting tonight!
I hope I get Couch Patted tonight!
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The state of knowing nothing.
The only knowledge one has amassed is what's been learned through the TV.
Tom thinks he's smart, but he only has couch knowledge.
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When a group of friends or family get together and enjoy multiplayer gaming on a console.
Some friends and I just enjoyed some couch games on the new console.
This Wii-U console has multiple games that can be played for a Couch Game Experience.
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when your face looks like a couche couchie head
shut up you couche face!
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A couch which was ejected from your anal cavity by way of your bowels due to an increasing amount of laughter.
Not a whole lot, that dude over there just laughed so hard he shit a couch - Ass couch
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The left over change caught in the cusions of the couch that you search for when you are broke so you can buy cigarettes, beer, or gas.
"Yo, I aint got no smokes. I'm broke as hell so I'll hit the couch money."
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