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Elite marks in the Joker-San Rating System. Describes an extremely beautiful woman, who is so hot, just the sight of her gives the viewing male an erection, which in turn causes whatever "hypothetical" blemishes he has on his member to crack open and ruin whatever healing process has occured. But the woman is so ridiculously hot, it's all worth it....
"Oh my god, did you see Jokers new chick? She's a total Scab Cracker!
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its basically just another word for boxer shorts
i whipped on a fresh pair of under crackers this morning.. they felt lush
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This one is simple....a nitrous cracker is the handheld device you use to "crack" a can of nitrous oxide for the most insane 'whippit' buzz ever. Sure beats a can of whipped cream... =D
"Bro'....give me the cracker for the nitrous...haha....haha....I can't feel my face....need another can...haha haha...oh man...I can't feel my face!
Give me the nitrous cracker....I need to kill some more brain cells and die laughing....
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A dance done by white people everywhere. It's easy: Just jerk and shake awkwardly from side to side.
At the dance, all the girls were doing the cracker squirm. The guys just sort of stood there.
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1.) A person who has the skin pigmentation of a member of the Caucasian race, but was raised by corn-bread eating, jive-talking, chicken-lickin' African Americans.
I heard her on the phone, and when I saw her she was a Cornbread Cracker...white as snow
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The act of ejaculating on a cookie sheet and setting in the oven to bake. Therefore coming out dried and crusty forms a sperm cracker. mmm crunchy isnt it?
Man 1. What are you cooking there
Man 2. A sperm cracker
Man 1. Whats a sperm cracker?
Man 2. You'll see
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A game that jocks play in the locker rooms, where they gather in a circle and beat off onto a salty cracker. Whoever comes last has to eat it. Which further proves my theory that jocks are fags.
I'm sure some jock's lose on purpose.
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