Random
Source Code

craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.

Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting

by Sexydimma January 22, 2012


craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.

Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.

by Sexydimma January 16, 2012


Craig Wazowski

Mike Wazowski’s younger brother. He has 2 eyes, brown skin, is a pedophile who had 69 accounts of rape on human children and is in jail for life where he dropped the soap 100 times. His brother disowned him. That is Craig Wazowski’s life

OH GOD ITS CRAIG WAZOWSKI THE SEXY RAPIST

by Craig Wazowski May 3, 2019


craig dontneedit

#FuckingSavage

Craig DontNeedIt is a #FuckingSavage

by MissCleo911 December 21, 2016


Craig Sellers

A hot sexy hunk of meat, some call him daddy or mommy I call him God.

I want to have sex with Craig Sellers.

by Not AlexTheKidMg November 24, 2021


Craig Sellers

The Hottest Dilf Around, Father Of Gavin Sellers.

I want to have sex with craig sellers.

by Not AlexTheKidMg November 23, 2021


craig-ville

A place of pronounced joy, where good times are omni-present. A plethora of rock music genres are heard filling the sound-scape while pints of Guinness and a sundry of liquors flow to imbibe the willing. There is no better place than craig-ville, you can check out, but you can never leave. :)

craig-ville craigville

by party planner @ craig-ville June 8, 2013