National wear all black day to make people wonder what's wrong with you day before Christmas
Kid wears all black: ...
Parents: what's wrong, be happy tomorrow is Christmas.
And that's what should happen on December 24th
20π 3π
National squeeze that ass day. You can go up to your girlfriends, friends. Not cousins or family that weird. But anyone else. NOBODY IS SAFE NOW(except family)
Boy:*squeezes friends ass
Girl:wtf
Boy:itβs cool itβs December 1st
Girl:damn well I guess todayβs your lucky day
15π 2π
Kiss your crush on the check say
Boy:*kisses crush on check*
Girl:why did you do that?
Boy:its December 29
17π 4π
The finest most cutest person was born on this day. THIS PERSON IS SAGITTARIUS AND IS BAD ASF. This person will be over protective and fight for you like nobody else would. Love the Sagittariusβ.
December 16 is the best birthday ever.
15π 2π
The day the app Tiktok decided we are all gonna skip school
cole: did you see my tiktok for december 2nd
jack: no what is it
cole: we skip school because tiktok told us to
(giving myself clout add the tiktok @brimartinnn)
50π 12π
December 1st was the day every fine mfs was born on them girls and males fine asf .
December 1st was the day every fine mfs was born on them girls and males fine asf
28π 5π
December 30 celebrates the day Korean musician, and member of the group BTS, Kim Taehyung was born into this world and began his legacy of talent and fame that continues to this day
friend: today is december 30 right?
you: yes omg itβs Kim Taehyungβs birthday, letβs stream his song βSingularityβ
179π 56π