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Another name for sex pistols
person 1: i went to see some dildo guns at wembley
person 2: dildos are good but dildo guns are orgasmic
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A spikey dildo is a penis shaped latex figure that a female inserts into her vagina and the spoken item has many large spikes around the balls area
Sharon was made fun of because she bought a spikey dildo at spencers
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Just a little monsterus dildo
Bilbo-dildo An enormous magic dildo that no meare mortal can piseas
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A slovenly, unintelligent person that holds a job or performs a task that is trivial or almost completely useless to society; Thus, a hypothetical person or profession dedicated to the repairing/fixing of rubber penises would be a perfect example.
"That damn rent-a-cop! He sees my car everyday! He knows who I am, yet he still has to stop me and give me the third degree and ask me to present my ID card! Geez, what a dildo mechanic!
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That lady is so old her vagina is her dildo hospice
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its where u take a newborn baby and try to shove it back into the female untill she gets off
doctor: it's a boy!!
woman: oh joy!
man: stick it back in!
doctor: a dildo dequino!
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(n) A person whos head looks like a dildo.
Man, you are a fucking dildo head.
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