DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMPING JACKS

DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMPING JACKS

DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMPING JACKS

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does the one with the cheek bones know the prince is in love with him

does louis know harry is in love with him

does the one with the cheek bones know the prince is in love with him?” harry and louis? yeah”

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How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

A Brazillion.

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."

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how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.

You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.

how many licks does it take to get to the middle of a jawbreaker

1000

How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a jawbreaker?
1000.

Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket?

Catchphrase used when someone's laid a really horrifically smelly fart. Taken from German with the same meaning.

Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket? Peeeeeyouuuu, it really stinks here! Take that guy to the hospital!

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why does the E page on UrbanDictionary have so many likes

To be honest, I don’t know, and I’m glad you asked, too, because I have no idea how you found this page.

Why why does the E page on UrbanDictionary have so many likes

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