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saying something stupid because you have no knowledge about the subject that your speaking on. AND/OR, Saying something stupid purely based on emotion, not based on reality or fact.
I usually love reading the avtimes.com comments section. Everyone’s popping off like five dollar shotguns and making themselves look dumb. Everyone except for “Some Guy”... That dude is cool.
A person who spends every dime the get, can't save, and is always broke.
She's a five dollar millionaire
When you can't make a decision so you flip a dollar bill.
- Should we order pizza or Chinese food?
- I don't know , let's let the dollar decide.
When you have a bitter break up or disagreement with your partner and their name becomes a non-speakable word, substitute it for "two dollar scratchie". If anyone says their actual name instead of the substituted "two dollar scratchie" - they gotta buy you one!
"Two Dollar Scratchie" is such an arsehole, I can't believe he cheated on me.
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going into a carwash and rolling down all your windows when you reach the blowers at the end.
ill never forget my first 6 dollar blowjob, i got hit in the face with every loose object in my car
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a really big penis, dick, cock...
Tom: "So I was with Amanda last night and we were about to fuck, I pull out my dick and the bitch stared at me while gaping at my 5 dollar footlong"
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