double under

After a long night of drinking, when you need to puke and shit at the same time, you bring the trash can between your legs while on the toilet and squeeze as hard as you can. This act can be seen as pinching a raw sausage in the middle and pushing the meat out of the casing from both ends. If severely hungover, this is the best case scenario to efficiently exhume all remnants from the night before. Male side effects from this maneuver usually cause awkward boners.

" Man, John pulled the double under this morning. He must have had one hell of a night!"

Double Bidet

A Double Bidet is when one masturbates and ejaculates at the same time as they poop into a toilet. While the ejaculate hits the chin, the toilet water jumps up to caress the asshole.

A double bidet is a great way to start the day.

Shot the double

when you cum / ejaculate twice during sex with your partner

"I was banging Sarah last night and I shot my load over her stomach, then stuck it back inside for more and came again over her pussy"

"So you Shot the Double"?

"Yeah"

double subway

A vile sexual act reserved for dirty jail cells and the basements of the stickiest gay bars. An act so unspeakable that it cannot be put into words.

Jared Fogle screamed to his cell mate, "Please no! Not the double subway! Anything but that!"

Double Push

The act of pushing someone twice. The first push throws the victim off balance and is immediatly followed by a seccond push which gets them to stumble or fall

Joe: dude go push him over
Tyler: I think I better double push him
Joe: good call dude that will make it way funnier.. you can't recover from a double push

Double boating

When a person has a baby mama and a side hoe at the same time

Look at Michael double boating over there

Double Masking

When you're under the delusion that two mask are better than one. This is not to be mistaken for double bagging or a two bagger. Double Masking is not for your protection but for the protection of others.

Kyle: You know that chick Emily?
Alan: Yeah, she's a total babe, the opposite of a two bagger.

Kyle: What I wouldn't do for a girl like that.
Alan: I know, even double masking is on the table.

Kyle: Dude!