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A girl who thinks she is cool, and only hooks up with douche bags.
Hey, there goes kristie
Yeah, she's drunk again looking for a dude, what a douche hook!
Entering a drug store, using a douche off the shelf, in the aisle, and leaving, without paying.
"The prostitutes like to douche and run at the Walgreens on MLK."
When two or more guys do douchy things to eachother over and over. Usually over something dumb that happened a long time ago.
GUY A loses a bet to GUY B and doesn't follow through with his end of the deal. GUY B proceeds to call him an asshole and takes a dump on GUY A's porch. GUY A retaliates by smashing GUY B's window.So on and so forth.
GUY C: "What's going on between them, I thought they were best friends?"
GUY D: "Oh they douch-it-out all the time. But I think it's gonna end soon cuz the big fight is tomorrow and they both got tickets to go.
Someone who exceeds the limits of being a douchecanoe, douchenozzle, or douchebag.
"Check out the antlers on that moose douche."
Someone who condones, tolerates or encourages douche behavior. Said douche may have other good qualities that cause their enablers to overlook their douchebaggery.
However, this can sometimes lead to the enablers being seen as douches-by-association, and in extreme cases, a douche involved in positive activity can cause such efforts and projects to be seen in a negative, douchey light.
Douche enabler: "Why don't you take it easy on Duke? He's a big sweet Teddy bear!"
Me: "Why do you even wanna be associated with an abusive douchebag? He oughta be ostracized, at least then he wouldn't send new people we meet running for the fucking hills."
A douche kanoodler is someone so douchey that their douchiness screams I'm a douche. A douche kanoodler cheats on his girlfriends multiple times a day. Douche kanoodlers suck at life so bad their douchiness stinks up everything around them.
Dude your beyond an ass douche your a douche kanoodler
A vape or e cigarettes
I see your smoking your douch flute.