Amish Drive By

When you're taking a shit and trying to concentrate but your cat keeps licking the door, making a sound you imagine is something else, something sinister and evil. Your shit taking becomes less peaceful and, perhaps, a source of profound shame.

"Thanks, fucking cat, for the Amish drive by.... Now I'll feel like I still have to shit for the rest of the day."

drive-by bumper

Any inconsiderate asshole or bitch who "bumps" their stereo while driving by, waking you from a deep sleep, and pisses you off.

Jack: "Why are you so bitchy today?"

Jane: "I got woken up at 4:30 this morning by a drive-by bumper. Some people are so rude!"

driving lessons

It's like that thing where you, like, learn how to drive 'n' stuff, y'know ?

"I got driving lessons today"

driving nigga

A friend you drive around with and just ride.

Friend~ Hey you wanna be my driving nigga?
Me~Sure lets go ride around this bitch

Flash Drive

A mini USB that is able to store storage on by just inserting it into a compatible device

I need to buy a flash drive because my play station 4 is running out of space for items

packer drive

A drive in a football game that is extended by made up penalties, especially on 3rd down or negating turnovers. This type of drive is typically done by the Green Bay Packers and often results in more penalty yards than actual yards gained on offense.

Q: Did you see that game winning drive?
A: Yeah, but they called that pick back and made up a pass interference call on 3rd down. It was a total packer drive.

drive by doors

Modified homicide doors that allow a quick and efficient drive by shooting.

Is P Dawg gonna get them drive by doors on his ride? He won't even have to turn the music down he can leave it blastin while he blastin!