Ginger Bus Driver

It’s hard to describe the ginger bus driver, he’s just there. Not emo but just there.

Nobody has ever heard him speak apart from when he shouts at year 7s to sit down, he’s a real misery of a man

( if that’s what you can call him)

Did I mention that he’s an absolute unit of an alpha male, he began the species many years ago of ginger bus drivers

“ Have you had the ginger bus driver yet?”

“ No, he looks nice”

*Stands up for one millisecond*

Ginger bus driver- “FIND A SEAT“

“FIND A SEAT” ~ Ginger bus driver 2022

Bus Driver Tits

Saggy, flat, long breasts often found on elderly bus drivers (male and female)

Holy shit, look at those saggy bus driver tits on Jennifer!

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Bus Drivers Bum

Bus Driver's Bum
Have you ever seen a bus driver with a small arse - no, because they are always sat on it!
So this applies to someones whose arse is that bloody big, that it can easily effect tides and cause a solar eclipse.

Good god! Look at the bus drivers bum on that!

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Race Car Driver

A man who likes to engage in promiscuous interracial gay sex in restaurant bathrooms.

Frank: "Hey buddy. Name's Frank. You a race car driver?"
Teddy: "Oh yes."
*Frank and Teddy commence with gay sex in stall four*

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Jamaican Pile Driver

The act of giving anal sex to a woman and inserting the largest dildo you can find into her vagina.

The act of receiving a blow job from your partner while in the pile drive position, and then laying their ass out on the floor.

Dude 1: "Hey dude! I knocked out my girlfriend last night!"
Dude: 2: "Really? How?"
Dude 1: "Jamaican Pile Driver"
Dude 2: "Nice"

Dude 1: "Hey dude I JPD'd my girlfriend last night!"

Dude 2: "Really, how big was it this time?"

Dude 1: "I used a baseball bat this time"

Dude 2: "Rad"

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Yellow Car Drivers

People who think they're really cool, often found hanging around the outside of Krispy Kreme's at night. Usually have a done up car (mostly yellow) and have a large group of friends with done up cars.

Girl driving passed Krispy Kreme's: "Shit, look at all the yellow car drivers!"
Friend: "I know they think their sooooo cool!"

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drunk driver

An individual who (unintentionally) gets in other people's way by walking on the wrong side of the footpath, corridor etc.

"I bumped into a drunk driver and missed the train."

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