dick duty

Dick duty is a role given to someone who is watching to see when someone gets an erection. They usually try to sit at eye level with the target.

Jade: Hey, can someone go on dick duty for Mark?
Derek: Ya let me pull up a chair in front of him.

Nacho Duty

Ice hockey terminology; when a hockey player is on a team's active roster and perfectly healthy but for whatever reason the coach decides not to put them in the lineup for a game

"Is Ryan Reaves playing tonight?"

"No, tonight Reaves will be on nacho duty for his 18th consecutive game."

Yard Duty

Some bitch ass mother fucker who doesn't let the boys play tackle football.
Types of Yard Duties:
Midget Yard Duty: Pain in the ass
All others: Mother Fuckers

The word Yard Duty don't need no sentence.

DUTY

Acronym for "decision up to you"

Doing the dishes is a DUTY, not a chore.

Mother Watch Duties

A nautical term for looking after everything else on the boat whilst the other "watch" are sailing it.

Includes: cooking, cleaning the deck(s), cleaning the bilge(s), cleaning the head(s) otherwise known as the toilets, general boat maintenance and sleep.

Steve: "Is Johno sailing the boat today?"

Bernie: "No, he's on Mother Watch Duties"

Carl of Duty

it was never actually called "Carl of Duty" the original title of the game, was Call of Duty. After numerous virgin years of playing Call of Duty, Carl Kinsey grew to love the game more and more in what his friends would describe as, an 'unhealthy romantic relationship'. The similarities found in the words Call and Carl were too uncanny thus creating the phrase Carl of Duty.

John "I fucked Carl's Bitch"
Tyler "Did he see nah."
John "nah that Chinese kid is playing Carl of Duty"

knights feudal duty

THE SEXIEST KNIGHTOF THEM ALL

I LET THE KNIGHTS FEUDAL DUTY HIT LAST WEEKEND