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Call of Duty Syndrome

a. A symptom that usually plagues males between the ages of 10 and 30 causing them to be unable to disassociate the game "Call of Duty" from reality. The game "Call of Duty when chronically played can cause a disorder of the mental process including a state of confusion, personality changes and impaired reasoning.

b. Those who play "Call of Duty" in a persistent and recurring way tend to start believing that they are part of a military organization, With their mental state in disarray they tend to believe what they do in game is all real and that they have actually done the feats that their avatar or character in game has accomplished.

Example a. Excerpt taken from real person suffering from Call of Duty Syndrome who threatened a YouTube personality

a. "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 👎Baaddd ShIT👎👎👎 👎, and I have over 300 confirmed (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ)👌👀. I am trained in 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 warfare and I’m the top shiter in the entire US armed mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌."

Example b. Person(s) talking about suffering perosn(s)

b. "Tim lost it, he is always on the look out for IED's and told me that he has over 300 confirmed kills with an RPG, yet he has never been in the military... I think Tim is suffering from Call of Duty Syndrome or COD Syndrome."

by Braotis March 17, 2016


Jasonafex duty

A term coined by e621 moderators.

Jasonafex is a nsfw furry artist who has many controversies surrounding him, including racism, sexism, transphobia and grooming his current partner Kabier.

Due to weird inflexions of e621 rules, anyone complaining under Jasonafex's posts (beyond "this person is problematic") will get warnings from the moderators, usually specific moderators who seem to patrol these particular posts. Does not specifically have to apply to Jason, just problematic artists with good art that have very controversial comment sections.

E621 mod: Don't worry, we'll put someone else on Jasonafex duty next.
I've already filled my quota for the month.

by ihvftyh September 30, 2023


knights feudal duty

THE SEXIEST KNIGHTOF THEM ALL

I LET THE KNIGHTS FEUDAL DUTY HIT LAST WEEKEND

by knwgrct December 1, 2022


Carl of Duty

it was never actually called "Carl of Duty" the original title of the game, was Call of Duty. After numerous virgin years of playing Call of Duty, Carl Kinsey grew to love the game more and more in what his friends would describe as, an 'unhealthy romantic relationship'. The similarities found in the words Call and Carl were too uncanny thus creating the phrase Carl of Duty.

John "I fucked Carl's Bitch"
Tyler "Did he see nah."
John "nah that Chinese kid is playing Carl of Duty"

by Sketto420 September 21, 2021


Mother Watch Duties

A nautical term for looking after everything else on the boat whilst the other "watch" are sailing it.

Includes: cooking, cleaning the deck(s), cleaning the bilge(s), cleaning the head(s) otherwise known as the toilets, general boat maintenance and sleep.

Steve: "Is Johno sailing the boat today?"

Bernie: "No, he's on Mother Watch Duties"

by Vshjaar March 6, 2010


pookie duty

when you leave the bros to spend time with the hoes

"i gotta guys guys, i got pookie duty"

by folardo December 28, 2023


Call Of Duty Advanced Warfare

Garbage

I HATE CALL OF DUTY ADVANCED WARFARE

by JADFAVE2 January 17, 2024