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When you’re having repetitive farts that sound wet and then turn out to be sharts and bouts of diarrhea.
“Hold on Sid, I’m about to ::let’s out a long rumbling wet fart::…oh crap that was an Electric Mudslide!” ::proceeds to run to the bathroom to finish on the toilet and then shower::
An experience of great ecstasy , linked to dancing and listening to a marvellous piece of electronic music .
"That set by Carl Cox was pure electric-mindfuck !"
An everything bagel dosed with liquid lsd.
I had eaten an "electric bagel" and was out of my mind.
the obscene & dangerous, potentially destructive & wasteful effort to make your life more a life aquatic by recklessly driving your Tesla through floodwaters in a disaster area while blasting the song, I’m on a Boat,” at volume 11.
Oh look everybody, Elon is out electric showboating in his Cybertruck again, who does he think he is, Steve Zissou?
that feeling when your arms go limp
‘’ah man staying in that position has my arms weird and tingly’
“yeah like an electric noodle”
It's cold outside
And the paint's peeling off of my walls
There's a man outside
In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette
Now the light fades out
And I wonder what I'm doing in a room like this
There's a knock on the door
And just for a second I thought I remembered you
So now I'm alone
Now I can think for myself
About little deals and S.U's
And things that I just don't understand
Like a white lie that night
Or a sly touch at times
I don't think it meant anything to you
So I open the door
It's the 'friend' that I'd left in the hallway
'Please sit down'
A candlelit shadow on a wall near the bed
You know I hate to ask
But Are Friends Electric?
Only mine's broke down
And now I've no-one to love
So I found out your reason for the phone calls and smiles
And it hurts and I'm lonely
And I should never have tried
And I missed you tonight
So it's time to leave
You see it meant everything to me
When a person is fucking a pig from behind and just as they cum they thrust so deep it pushes the pig into the electric fence shocking the big fucker and amplifying the orgasm.
A man can build a thousand bridges, but one Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo and everyone is shocked they are a pig fucker forever.
Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.