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Actions that exhibit borderline psychotic tendencies, often with conniving intentions.
Chris: Hey why doesn't Jason want to come to the Drag show tonight?
Olivia: I don't know, but that seems homophobic and TERF-y, we should make sure he has a terrible night alone by gifting his best friend Brandon a ticket and cooking him dinner.
Chris: OMG, that's some serious d00dy boi energy and I am here for it. But seriously, do we need to book you that therapy appointment?
The vibrant and adrenaline-filled rush one experiences when confronted with a scenario of one's own crusty dick, and an escalating sexual encounter.
Under crusty-dick energy, one tends to ruthlessly skip over foreplay such as oral sex to the main act, and avoids bright lighting, to tenaciously hide the fact that your dick is crusting.
This has the paradoxical effect of appearing more confident and at times, more romantic due to the low lighting circumstances. It can lead to a win on both fronts. It can also give the illusion that you are not a man of selfishness and prefer mutual pleasure.
Cindy: I can't get over how mysterious Charles was last night....
Samantha: What do you mean?
Cindy: Usually men want blowjobs before sex, he went straight for it...it was kinda hot...
Samantha: Are you sure he didn't just have Crusty Dick Energy?
having resemblance and mannerisms reminiscent of the godly deity that is Waluigi.
the woman swooned over the big wah energy of the man twirling his facial hair
Dick energy so small that it is a constituent of quantum particles such as electron. Generally used as an insult.
Acronym: QDE
(Antonym: Whale Dick Energy)
(Synonym: Small Dick Energy)
*Chad is a frat boy who recently decided that he was going to not tell girls he’s banging that he has an STI. Chad has quark dick energy.
Brad likes ranch on his pizza? That’s QDE bro.
You didn’t walk her home or pay for her Uber? QDE.
A man who you always want to use a condom with. Also known as a womanizer, or Man-Whore.
Acronym: DDE
“OMG that guy Rick is so dreamy, but I’m getting some Dirty Dick Energy from him… I better use protection!”
The perpetual desire to appear smarter than you are often leading to uttering incessant nonsense about obscure topics or stating complete falsehoods as facts with absolute certainty in an effort to convince everyone around that you know more than you do. This is typically the result of deeply rooted insecurity due to having a smaller than average sized penis.
B: The new guy in the department just told me I've been doing my job wrong for the last ten years.
E: He doesn't know anything. He's just got serious Little Dick Energy.
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When a girl is super highclass she has a small ass. When she is beefing with you for no reason. Shes on her period and has a small ass.
Girl: omg who are you and why do u talk to me.
Boy: small ass energy