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Legend has it that if you touch Evan Halpenny good things come to you.... oh no wait nothing is better than Evan.
person: “is it a bird”?
“is it a plane”?
Me: “No bitch it’s Evan Halpenny”
Similar to the laws of thermodynamics, Evans Gnome is an immutable truth of the knowable universe:
"Nothing that only men like is cool."
Jim: "Joe Rogan and Elon Musk are playing Call of Duty."
Chad: "So?"
Steve: "Wow, that demonstration of Evan's Gnome was very astute."
Is a beautiful girl that is strong, well rounded, and special. If you see her you will remember her, she is one of the most beautiful people on the inside and out. She is athletic and strong, she is very outgoing and funny. She seems nice but she is not afraid to beat someones ass. People usually are attracted to her and she doesn't notice and is kind of oblivious to that fact. She is smart and independent and no one will get in her way.
Megan Evans isa girl I will no one can resist
ye uh they got that emo sexy look and lowkey gorgeous eyes.
super miss understood, needs a friend update, scared of being alone but terrified of letting someone in.
someone u would want to spend a lifetime with, and who you'd want by your side through everything, weak but strong at the same time but someone who feels to many things and is too fogiving...
someone i need im my life but i know im going to lose.
If you know him, keep him.
If you want him, tell him.
hurt him, and i'll hurt you.
when hes hurt, my heart bleeds.
If there was a train coming, id push him out of the way so it'd take me instead.
I love you but you need to stop chasing people who dont feel the way i feel about you. Even if its not me, find someone who really loves you for who you are
Kyler Evans is my everything...
A cracked rocket league defender but bails on you last game in a tournament. He also has no friends and his parent beat him constantly.
Player 1: omg this kid is so good!
Cracked player: (Leaves game)
Player 2: wow imagine leaving like that must be a Evan san!
is a gorgeous and attractive person. She's out going and has a positive vibe most of the time. Moriah Evans is a funny person and loves to joke around. Rarely will you see her down, she's a great listener and is a loud person. She has a great heart get you a friend like her!!!!!!!!!
Moriah Evans brightens my day all the time!!!!