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Posting numerous statuses and pictures on Facebook to feel satisfaction from the number of likes they receive.
Deb: Mary posted 10 statuses yesterday and 100 pictures from her wedding.
Leif: Wow, that's Facebook Whoring
The act of waking up one morning and looking back at what you commented/liked on facebook the night before and saying What the Fuck?
Guy #1: "At what point last night was I talking to a girl that looks like the turtle from finding nemo on facebook?"
Guy #2: " Idk you must have had a facebook hangover."
When you have a mass amount of people writing Happy Birthday messages on your Facebook wall.
"Hey, did you get Jessica anything for her birthday?"
"Oh shit! It's her birthday?! I'll just sign her Facebook card, along with everyone else."
"My birthday was crappy, but at least I had my Facebook card."
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Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on
Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !
A euphemism for Facebook stalking.
A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"
B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."
A way for people to track you down and show up where you are at based on your status or posts on Facebook.
Sh*t! Why the hell did she show up here? I must have left my Facebook-GPS on!
A condition of thoughtlessness which occurs when you open up Facebook and forget what you are doing. It is usually temporary, and the person will eventually awake as if out of a stupor. Those who suffer from it are unable to retrieve information and instead fall into a state of oblivion. The most common symptom is mental blankness where the victim descends into a deep state of incognizance.
Danny: Dude, can you see what time the open mic is at?
Rob: Sure man, lemme just check on Facebook.
15 minutes later....
Danny: Bro! What the hell have you been doing for all this time?!
Rob: Oh, I, uh...just looking at some pictures of this girl who's a friend of a person I found on the wall of an acquaintance from middle school.
Danny: Broooo! Shit, stop it, she's like 16. You've got Facebook Amnesia! Now go and check the event page.