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The ability of some to change their facebook status, comment on someone else's status, like/dislike someone's status, add a photo, add to someone's wall, etc. on more than one electronic device at a time.
Dad: Where's your mom?
Tristan: She's on the computer, again. Changing her status or something.
Dad: I thought she was on her cell phone?
Tristan: She is...the computer, the cellular, her tablet. She's facebook multitasking.
The transition for someone from being your real, in-person friend to just another voiceless, distant entry on your facebook feed. Can be caused by graduation, moving away, a new job, etc.
"I am really enjoying sleeping with you, and not looking forward to our inevitable facebook fade."
When someone does something on Facebook just to make a point, or have everyone else see it. Can be done by a status, or joining of a group. Usually not a direct comment or wall post.
Facebook news feed: Brain just became a fan of "Harvard Business School Class of 2014"
Carlos: Man, Brain is such an asshole, he just wants everyone to see that and rub it in their face. He's just conspicuous facebooking like always.
Status: Meg just got a 2400 on her SAT!
Julie: Meg is such a jerk, everyone knows she's a fucking genius, why does she have to gloat all the time?
The act of waking up one morning and looking back at what you commented/liked on facebook the night before and saying What the Fuck?
Guy #1: "At what point last night was I talking to a girl that looks like the turtle from finding nemo on facebook?"
Guy #2: " Idk you must have had a facebook hangover."
Posting numerous statuses and pictures on Facebook to feel satisfaction from the number of likes they receive.
Deb: Mary posted 10 statuses yesterday and 100 pictures from her wedding.
Leif: Wow, that's Facebook Whoring
A way for people to track you down and show up where you are at based on your status or posts on Facebook.
Sh*t! Why the hell did she show up here? I must have left my Facebook-GPS on!
A condition of thoughtlessness which occurs when you open up Facebook and forget what you are doing. It is usually temporary, and the person will eventually awake as if out of a stupor. Those who suffer from it are unable to retrieve information and instead fall into a state of oblivion. The most common symptom is mental blankness where the victim descends into a deep state of incognizance.
Danny: Dude, can you see what time the open mic is at?
Rob: Sure man, lemme just check on Facebook.
15 minutes later....
Danny: Bro! What the hell have you been doing for all this time?!
Rob: Oh, I, uh...just looking at some pictures of this girl who's a friend of a person I found on the wall of an acquaintance from middle school.
Danny: Broooo! Shit, stop it, she's like 16. You've got Facebook Amnesia! Now go and check the event page.