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"Faded by Achilles" is an utter travesty in the world of hair salons, a pitiful excuse for a grooming establishment that bears the unfortunate stamp of Achilles' name. Despite the grandiosity implied by its namesake, this so-called barbershop is nothing short of a hair-raising nightmare. Clients foolish enough to grace its doors are met with a cacophony of incompetence, resulting in haircuts that would make even Medusa turn away in horror. It's as if Achilles himself, famed for his prowess in battle but evidently lacking in any semblance of hairdressing talent, has decided to lend his illustrious name to a venture destined for failure. With each disastrous snip of the scissors, patrons can only rue the day they set foot in this den of follicular despair, leaving with scalps butchered beyond recognition and egos shattered like brittle strands of hair. Faded by Achilles is less a salon and more a monument to ineptitude, a cautionary tale for anyone foolish enough to seek grooming at the hands of this hairdressing tragedy
person 1: dude what happened to ur hair
person 2: faded by Achilles got me
a disgusting vile stinky oily stringy dogshit haircut
person1:yo your hair looks like cut up bull testicles
person2: i got faded by achilles
person:1 your donzos pal
The shit Joshua Nathaniel west got in his head.
Me: Oh shit josh got the braids. Where the joshy fade at twin.
Josh: It’s coming back next week
When a British person comes online with the intention of spamming dnc in group chats
Person: Asks a question or says a statement
Fade: dnc monkey
Everyone in said group chat: Always pulling a fade classic....
1. when you run up on someone and start throwing haymakers at their head, no warning just run up on them and start beating their ass.
Angel says to Jack: You a ugly ass dude
Jack says: Ight we will see
*Next day* Jack sees angel and starts throwing haymakers at his head no warning.
Jack says: NOW YOU RUN DA FADE
Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.
Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self
Being on 3 different drugs at one time
I was so tri-faded last night