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When someone gets sick, stinks, burps, or farts.
someone farts extremely loud and everyone knows who it is.
MASSIVE SWINE FAIL.
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A FIFA-FAIL is the failure of the popular game FIFA (any version). The game FIFA has moments when the clearly trigger based programming produces bizarre results (examples include an enemy player standing in front of your golly, blocking his shoot, intercepting the ball, and probably scoring.)
Hey how did you win that game yesterday, I thought Brat was boss?
Dude, he totally had me, but wouldn't you know it, a FIFA-FAIL gave me a scoring opportunity!
Really, he didn't manage to score again?
He tried, but FIFA kept failing giving him offsides when he really wasn't.
WOW, SUCH AN EPIC FIFA-FAIL!!!!
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A transport, form of transport, or metaphorical transport, than fails to produce any kind of useful output.
'OMFG That orc amour is a fail train!' - The amour of that orc has no useful function, and looks retarded
'I had to get on a first great western fail train' - i had to get on a train run by first great western that is unproductive, and late.
'Haha, your train fails, it's a fail train' - your transport tycoon train is costing you large sums of money, and can't reach any stations
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When you post a lame/dumb/obnoxious status and somebody leaves a comment on it that garners more "likes" than the status itself.
Matt: "That was a lame googled status Jamie had yesterday about rompers."
Alex: "I know, I mean your 'he used google' comment got more likes."
Matt: "Talk about a total status fail."
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As Defined By Paul L. and Ryan S. (Definitely not Coop)
Based On Actual Events
The act of failing that effects multiple persons in a chain effect, whereas the fail is directed at one person but is applicable to surrounding bystanders
Ryan: "Hey guys, do you wanna go to the bar tonight? *pause* oh! thats right you guys aren't 21 wow! chain fail!!"
Group: "wow you're an ass"
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When you arrive home at sunday night and stress about the things you have to do for tomorrow such as an exam you had to learn for wich you didn't do earlier, because either your friends called you or there was an awesome party.
You're so tired that you fall asleep, and wake up seeing it's 7:00am. Assuming that you can sleep a little bit longer, you turn your alarm off.
You wake up slowly, you open your eyes slowly really slowly when you see the number 1 your eyes suddenly snap open! It's 1:00pm!! you screwed up.
You rush down to the bathroom, you have no time to shower but to wash your face, you probably leave without brushing your teeth and forgot your school I.D card at home. You arrive at school, man what a monday fail.
Lindsay: What's up with Josh, he smells and has a bad breath.. he doesn't look so well.
Ray: Obvious monday fail is obvious.
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A failure of epic proportions.
Canada: Epic Fail
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