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a fan fic about pete wentz and patrick stump where patrick used pete's guts as an accordion after The Great Fisting
- why are you crying?
- I've just read the fist fic!
Dancing in an erratic fashion. Having spasms of the body that one considers dancing. Other dancers need to stay clear for fear of getting accidentally punched. Also known as the Elaine.
Dude 1: "Hey, check out that chick dancing over there"
Dude 2: "Ha! She looks like a windmill with fists!"
Dude 1: "Yeah. You'd better duck!"
When a girl is sleeping during a siesta and somebody wakes her up with fisting. Fist siesta can be done with or without lubrication, depending on how long she has slept
Dude, my ex-girlfriend fell asleep on my couch yesterday. I just had to fist siesta that hoe
a funnel into which one inserts their fist for sexual gratification
she wouldn't let me stick it up her wrongun, so I fist funnelled her sharpish
The sexual position where in a person is laying on their back while their partner holds their crossed feet over their torso, as if changing a diaper, while fisting them.
He gave her the ol fisting the baby and, when she was able to speak, she said “I’m your puppet”
to furiously masturbate
That is so lonely, I heard he spent all weekend fist fighting with himself.
It's when a group of heterosexual guys get together to watch the game sunday. Their favorite team wins and they all get so excited they start fist fucking each other.
Is it gay to fist pump after your team wins the Super Bowl?