Dollar Bill Church

Place of donating dollar bills to poor women who cannot afford clothing.

Kenny is worshipping girls at the dollar bill church again.

John from church

a guy named john from church

i am john from church

As nervous as a whore in church

A feeling of great anxiety or being ill at ease, Out of one's element.
A fear of spiritual reprisal.
Waiting for a confrontation.

When the boss called me into her office, I was as nervous as a whore in church.

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Westboro Baptist Church

fucking idiots. they are completely ignorant and i wish they had never been born. props to the girl who escaped that freaking cult because she saw sense unlike the rest of them who just let themselves be brainwashed and then they brainwash their kids in turn. they misinterpret the bible to be about hate and misrepresent christians to the world. christian terrorists.

If the douches from the Westboro Baptist Church are going to heaven I think I would rather be in hell!

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took her to church

A phrase in which you take a bitch home from a bar. Upon this she is willing to have sex, but not crazy in which only missionary position is performed.

I took the blonde home from the bar then took her to church.

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Open the Church Doors

When fucking doggie style, a girl reaches around and pulls her ass cheeks apart allowing for deeper penetration. This is especially helpful when done by a woman with a big ol' ass.

"Open the church doors baby, I want to give my confession!"

"When she opened the church doors, I think my cock hit her cervix!"

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Landover Baptist Church

A fictional church located in the fictional universe of Freehold, Iowa; its website was created by Chris Harper and Paul A. Bradley as parody of Fundamentalist christianity; the website is known for it's satirical views on religion, christianity, and the Bible. Some people actually take it seriously, but it is purely satire.

Person A: "Hey did you read this Christian website?"
Person B: "No, what does it say?"
Person A: "It says that homosexuals have long hair."
Person B: "Didn't Jesus have long hair?"
Person A: "That's the thing: it says when Jesus accepted himself as Lord and Savior that the Holy Spirit whispered in his ear for him to get a hair cut."
Person B: "What, that's absurd! "
Person C: "Yeah, kinda sounds like Landover Baptist Church and its black propaganda."

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