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Swine Fail

When someone gets sick, stinks, burps, or farts.

someone farts extremely loud and everyone knows who it is.

MASSIVE SWINE FAIL.

by Shaka Zubumufulu April 30, 2009

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FIFA-FAIL

A FIFA-FAIL is the failure of the popular game FIFA (any version). The game FIFA has moments when the clearly trigger based programming produces bizarre results (examples include an enemy player standing in front of your golly, blocking his shoot, intercepting the ball, and probably scoring.)

Hey how did you win that game yesterday, I thought Brat was boss?

Dude, he totally had me, but wouldn't you know it, a FIFA-FAIL gave me a scoring opportunity!

Really, he didn't manage to score again?

He tried, but FIFA kept failing giving him offsides when he really wasn't.

WOW, SUCH AN EPIC FIFA-FAIL!!!!

by Cyrus Halcyon March 15, 2011

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fail train

A transport, form of transport, or metaphorical transport, than fails to produce any kind of useful output.

'OMFG That orc amour is a fail train!' - The amour of that orc has no useful function, and looks retarded

'I had to get on a first great western fail train' - i had to get on a train run by first great western that is unproductive, and late.

'Haha, your train fails, it's a fail train' - your transport tycoon train is costing you large sums of money, and can't reach any stations

by John 'PJB' Bargman August 31, 2007

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Status Fail

When you post a lame/dumb/obnoxious status and somebody leaves a comment on it that garners more "likes" than the status itself.

Matt: "That was a lame googled status Jamie had yesterday about rompers."

Alex: "I know, I mean your 'he used google' comment got more likes."

Matt: "Talk about a total status fail."

by The-kyids August 2, 2011

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puss fail

failing an activity because you are too afraid. usually compared to an epic fail.

Maria: Did you have fun at that party last night?
Josh: No, I had no back up in the strip poker, so I just didn't play.
Maria: That's a puss fail.

by kiiimbo January 10, 2009

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fail video

A fail video is a video documenting an act of failure, often involving unexpected humiliation, embarrassment, pain, or self-ownage. Entertaining fail videos sometimes become viral videos or memes.

Miss South Carolina is a fail video.

by null_device May 14, 2009

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chain fail

As Defined By Paul L. and Ryan S. (Definitely not Coop)
Based On Actual Events

The act of failing that effects multiple persons in a chain effect, whereas the fail is directed at one person but is applicable to surrounding bystanders

Ryan: "Hey guys, do you wanna go to the bar tonight? *pause* oh! thats right you guys aren't 21 wow! chain fail!!"

Group: "wow you're an ass"

by failsquad April 12, 2008

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