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The overweight girls who are always in the front row watching any small venue band. They know all the words to every song and insist on letting you know they know the words... They bake cookies or a cake and have signs for every band members birthday.
FRF's guitar sniffers cake bakers Band Beasts Front Row Fattys
A special "package" worth sharing, an endowed frontal view
“Good Junk Up Front”
A Weiner, a wiener, a man in boxer briefs;
A picture of his package, an underwear tweet.
A sexual transgression, bare-chest sexting;
Doing it repeatedly with muscle pecs flexing.
"Inappropriate" liaisons, a malicious hack;
He then thought it over and he took it back.
Pun-laden comments, a media blitz;
Below-the-waist bulge, so hard to admit.
Secret conversations, all new technology;
A mistaken outlet for age-old male fantasy.
A “virtual” mess, choking back tears;
Damage to assess, been six in three years.
An uncertain future, more scandal to confront;
But voters can be certain Weiner has good junk up front.
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a Backdoor Cold-front is when you are having sex and a cold breeze crosses your butt.
I was bangin' this chick in the car when I got a backdoor cold-front, my nuts jumped into my throat.
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Person 1, and intellectual: FRONT FACING PHINEAS WILL SAVE US
Person 2: who tf is that??
Person 1: sTORY TiME
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Is a guy that sneeks in on your girl. While he knows everything that you did wrong in your relationship, from your now ex telling him everything while you were together. He uses thus knowledge to make you look worse than you are, and make him seem like a knight in shinning armor. Inevitably gaining access to the panties. Once a HFJ starts in on her shes gone, move on. Though its near impossible to get her back it can be done. You have the decision to make, can you trust her again or not. A real woman will not be taken away by a HFJ, they will stay and work it out. Home-front jodys are scum of the earth and are not real men. Most of them are pussies that only want one thing and thats that good good you had at one point. Dont waste to much on them, chances are they will not keep her long, and wont meet you anywhere to hash it out like a man should do. In fact the only thing they will do besides previously stated is get her to treat you like shit and make you feel like you did something wrong. Dont worry if a HFJ steals your girl cause there are better females out there and you dont need a ratchet like her anyway.
Frank: Yo, my girl has this friend that's a guy. They talk a lot but she swears it's only a friendship.
Bob: Man watch her and maybe dont let them talk as much, sounds like a Home-front Jody to me.
Frank: Oh shit you think?!?!
Bob: Yeah I'm sure.
A WEEK LATER
Frank: You were right she left me for him. Hes staying at her place now. They even do all the things we didn't. She told me she just couldnt be in a relationship at this point in life!?!
Bob: Did you believe her?
Frank: At first I did, until 2 days later they were kickin it........ Man I hate Grimmey ass Ratchets like both of them!
Bob: Sorry bro I warned ya man. Lets hit the strip club.
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NOUN - Def. 1 - A pussy, fag, of a man who wakes up early six days a week, reports to a horrendously shitty job, comes home to no prepared dinner, pays all the bills, and drives a mini-van when all the while his old lady bones the back door man.
Def. 2 - A cuckold
Tim is definitely a front door man. His old lady is boning the pool boy while he's out slavin'for pennies.
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War against acne; When every section of your face is currently breaking out.
Dude 1: Hey bro, crazy party going on tonight. Theres going to be mad chicks. You down?
Dude2: Ah dude... I cant tonight. I'm fighting a War on All Fronts right now...
Dude 1: Just like Hitler bro.
Dude 2: true dat, true dat
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