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When a severely crippled person tries to do Kung-Fu but realizes their legs no longer work properly in order for them to do said Kung-Fu moves.
"Did you see that Crip-Fu?"
"Yeah, silly Cripple, Kung-Fu is for those who can walk."
Eating a girl out that has the runs.
I went down on my girlfriend and she had the runs and left me with a fu-man-chew on my chin
A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.
Ones ability to search the internet with extreme leetness
He can find anything on the internet. His net fu is strong.
a messy, slimmy, wet, and lustful mating scene where you push your p***s up Kate Upton's b**bs and v***na
(cannot be shown or written: only performed and seen by human eyes) I had fu man pooh last night.
The embarrassing thing you've just committed by asking a woman her due date ... and it turns out she's not pregnant, just walking around with a fat upper ... pubic ... area.
"I'm so embarrassed: I just asked that lady with the FUPA when she's expecting ... and, damn, she ain't even pregnant." ... "Dude! Never ask a woman if she's expecting! You committed a fu pas!"
The chinese name given to Eshan Shafeeq, aka diehardofdeath. Hes the strongest man alive, both physically and mentally. Dont be ashmed if youre not upto his level.
Churchill: Damn that guy is lifting 600kg with one picky.
Kevin: He's Lee tong fu! ofcourse he can lift 600kg.