DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE?!

Exclaimed to an individual when you're at the peak of excitement.
While they're still confused you'll inform that they are in fact "IN THE JUNGLE, BABY!" and that they're "GONNA DIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!"
Works well on people who are high.

Them: "Dude I'm so stoned right now."
You: "Oh? So umm.. DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE?!"
Them: "Dude what the fuck!"
You: "YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY! YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIEEE!!"
You: *rock the fuck out and smash shit up*

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well fuck you and the horse you rode in on

an insult directed at a person who brings a "high horse" attitude to her/his dealings with others

"well fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

most often pronouns are used when the subject is not actually present

"well fuck her and the horse she rode in on!"

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i wont not fuck you the fuck up

It’s a statement that you can say when people attack you for no reason and you want to take action but you don’t know how to exactly do. It’s been used from Lana Del Rey on Twitter when she was attacked by Azealia Banks for Kanye West stuff.

“You’re a fat bitch”
“Say it to my face bitch. I wont not fuck you the fuck up”

would you let me fuck you

What a guy asks you when hes horny

Mathew: "Would you let me fuck you?"
Emily: "Your the last person I wanted to give my virginity to."

you know what? fuck you

this nigga hurt. either about to walk away or hurt you severely.

person a: you a lame ass bitch

person b: you know what? fuck you.

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fucking mug, because you don't have a

Why did you search this- seriously??? Why?? Is it because you wanted the dictionary to say "Get a fucking mug, because you don't have a mug."?

Alright, if you are bored, here goes nothing.

get out pls im begging u plsssssss
just get out its completely boring u dont need it

seriously? get out.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn- Okay fine, you can just read everything :(

"Get a fucking mug, because you don't have a mug."

There's nothing left..

You always try to find secrets- Okay now I am serious there is nothing left.

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screw me once fuck you twice

A bit like fool me once shame on you. You know that thing even George Bush had trouble remembering. This is more along the lines of : Yes I'll be angry the first time and no you won't be forgiven.

a. I'm sorry I threw that drink in your face forgive me?

b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.

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