Noun - Someone who is trying to save the world by donating to charity and reducing their plastic use with a reusable water bottle, but still buys McDonald’s or Fast Food and an occasional item or two from Amazon or Walmart.
Evangeline was fully aware she’s being a garbage humanitarian, but the guilt is not enough to keep her from snacking on her favorite Chicken Filet Nuggies, waffle chips and Poly Sauce in the employee parking lot of the Non-Profit Corporation where she works. I’m no bigot or homophobe! I’m just HUNGRY! No one will really know. Who cares.
A raccoon because they act more like a monkey than a panda even if they “look” more like a panda.
“Bro, look at that raccoon in my yard!”
“Dude. That’s a garbage monkey.”
Any food brought at a McDonald's restaurant.
I just ate a delicious bag of hot garbage at McDonald's.
A really bad level in Mario Maker that contains pick-a-paths, blind jumps, kaizo blocks, and more.
Me: Yo, Little Timmy just made a level, the absolute best level of all time!
Him: No thx, all of Little Timmy’s levels are Hot Garbage Levels.
A type of person that has something valuable, but mostly useless in anyway.
Person 1: I can't believe he won fifty hundred bucks in the lotto even though he's just slacking off at work and doing nothing worthwhile.
Person 2: Well then that make's him a Golden garbage, utterly pathetic.
The most disgusting, uninteresting thing you've ever seen, tried, or tasted. The easiest way to let people know you're not about to try something again.
Man, the lingo these kids use nowadays is straight garbage package, fam.
When you lift your bra up and all the crumbs from the day fall out onto the floor.
I like when I'm Garbage-Trucken and I find a whole Mcnugget.