Crossfit goggles

A term used to describe a psychological phenomenon in which an individual who participates in crossfit becomes impressed by, and consequently attracted to, muscle definition that is associated with WOD performance, especially that of the posterior chain. This phenomenon increasingly appears in daily life and is applied to non-crossfitters, causing deviation from social norms of attractiveness and a strong preference for ‘dat ass.

Man 1: "Did you see her ass? I bet she doesn't even squat!"
Man 2: "Dude, take off your crossfit goggles."

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acid goggles

like sitting on a rainbow

man! with these acid goggles, i get it! taste the rainbow HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....skittles

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asian goggles

when a man puts his balls over somebody's eyes.

brighton denison gave a man asian goggles.

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Pomeranian goggled

To have a Pomeranian's vagina placed on your face--especially when the bitch is in heat and has a swollen and bleeding vagina. Aka Twatizzle Pomerizzle

Michelle got Pomeranian goggled when we placed Cali Caliente's bleeding vag on her face.

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cod4 Goggles

To have a Call of Duty feeling in real life.

(WARNING:Do not act on this feelings or could result in death of friends, family, or just some innocent bystandard.)

Oh my god, those people across the field don't have names above their heads. Must...KILL...
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(cod4 goggles)

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Polish goggles

Man puts scrotum on top of persons eyes. The reciveing person blinks.

My bitch just gave me Polish googles

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Wii Goggles

What you must have on in order to accept the fact that the most popular and most fun game console to play today has inferior graphics when compared to its competitors (PS3, XBox 360 and yes, they are even inferior to the 8 year old PS2.)

Hey, how is the new Tiger Woods 09 for Wii?

Ehh, its pretty fun as long as you've got your Wii goggles on.

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