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the white slimy goo that is oozed from the throbbing purple bellend flinching solid pulsating member (or prick stick) originating from the male clanger sack being spurted all over the area between the female cunt cave and anal cavity and being left to dry like glue..
"oh look hun!.. art attack is on tv!.. they`ve just erected a tower made from animal skin and pva glue... well lets try it ourselves shall we :-).. here`s one I erected earlier ;-) made of foreskin and gonad glue!"
gonad gooch glue cock muck boabie jiz
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A cleaver way for a person to tell someone to move. But what that person doesnt know is the definition of gooch.
"Jesus, your taking up so much Space! Scooch your gooch!"
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When your Paris Hilton Wannabe girlfriend sucks some other guys dick off and you find out about it, dont let on then get her mad drunk until she passes out phone your friend round take her handbag toy chouihaha dog, lift up its little balls revealing its crustacious gooch, while your friend takes out his digital camera rub the dogs gooch all in that bitches face then send the picture to everyone you know..
(Gav) Man my bitch totally sucked off some other guys dick.
(Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy man thats awesome!
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when u have that tickly/achey feeling along the line where your gooch is
'dude i got a fucking bad ache in my vinal gooch
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A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole
Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"
Similar to the infamous Arabian goggles. Place testicles over victim's passed out closed eyes, dick on forehead while in the crab-walk position. Scoot the gooch across victim's nose while laughing hysterically, let out a forced wet fart as your asshole passes over victims nose, then boogie on out crab-walking.
You should have seen the look on Jeff's face when he realized that Cody had just done the Gooch scoot boogie (GSB) on him seconds before he came to due to vibrating nostrils, priceless.
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When the area between the ball sack and anus is irritated and burns from excessive rubbing of alex's fake nails
Alex was itching my gooch for 3 hours after getting back from grover's lunch date and now i have gooch burn. OUCH!
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