(unisex) The act of edging (getting yourself to the "edge" of orgasming but stopping right before and repeating) or being edged so hard that you enter a trance-like state, elated and giddy.
"when my bf came over the other day, he edged me so hard, like i was straight gooning to the point where i was slurring my speech. we got so carried away with the goon sesh i woke up with a uti the next morning."
An adventure best embarked upon with a box of tissues and a can-do attitude.
Person 1: "Hey bro what're you gonna do at the FNAF movie premiere"
Person 2: "I plan on gooning the entire length of it!"
Person 1: "Person 2... we need to talk"
Child kidnapping that’s legal in most of the United States.
Usually done to children sent to a wilderness program or residential treatment center.
“Did you hear about Dave?”
“Yeah, his parents are gooning him to an RTC.”
When you think you know what you want to eat, but all you really want is crab rangoons, and you end up at Panda Express again.
Me and some buddies were tryna go out on Sunday. We ended up gooning all weekend, so that really didn't happen.
Having a crazy night of drugs and debauchery. Engaging in tom foolery and hooliganism.
"Bro I spent 500 on coke and ecstasy and ending up running 7 miles through the woods"
"You was gooning for real"