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When your agoraphobia is so severe that you can navigate your way around easier in GTA than the city you live in irl.
Mark: "Hey, I'm catching a flight on saturday, do you think you could take me to the airport?"
Carl: "Sorry man, I've never been that far from home. I could've taken you if we were living in Las Venturas."
Mark: "That's a game..."
Carl: "Yeah.... but my Grand Theft Agoraphobia you know..."
The born leader of the Klu Klux Klan.
The grand wizard man will be bringing the niggers to burn.
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A massive bowel movement caused by eating those 99 cent half pound burritos off of the "Bell Grande Vaule Menu" at Taco Bell aka taco hell. The explosive shit that sprays the toilet looks exactly like the inside of one of their burritos, and if you got consumed enough of them (ususally in a drunken haze), the shit will actually smell like beans. After a bell grande shit, it takes half a roll of toilet paper to wipe properly.
"I just blew out the bathroom with a horrible bell grande shit. After smelling it though, I kind of want to get more taco bell."
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A V6 Supercharged car that eats V8's for lunch, especially Mustangs.
My GTP just smoked another 5.0 Rustang!
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the act of stealing a large amount of inexpensive things
Johnny stole 5,000 Baby Ruth bars last night--that's a grand petty theft if I've ever seen one!
Grand Mall Seizure
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1 a sudden attack of ones wrist causing exuberant amounts of credit card transactions at the mall.
Honey? Please don"t be upset our credit cards are maxed. I had another "Grand Mall Seizur".
A sexual act made famous by the Grand Theft Auto video game series where a man picks up a prostitute, pays her for her services, and then runs her over in the car he picked her up in and retrieves his spent money.
Steve: Why is your Benjamin red?
Dan: I performed the Grand Theft Auto last night and couldn't get the blood out of the money