When people feud like old ladies over something that doesn't need to be argued over.
Tom: hey Billy what is making our moms so mad over baseball and dinosaurs to where they are arguing so childishly?
Billy: They're in a Granny War right now Tom. Give it time and their childishness will (hopefully) pass.
One who is inclined to engage in bareback sexual acts with elderly women in order to satisfy a personal fixation and their lack of ability to become pregnant.
Gary was banned from his grandfathers nursing home because he is a notorious granny jockey.
It is our god
A cursed granny god image, that it's our god too
Granny stoner weed!!!
- Cursed.
When you best friends' grandma keeps giving you the "look" and starts rubbing your leg at the table, then you end up sniffing blow off of her ass while getting an aforementioned blowjob
Damn, that might be a Granny Mcblow
When a granny with no teeth gives u delectably good head with those gummies of hers
I went granny gumming last night, don't tell Kyle it was his granny.
When one is shopping for clothes, one tends to pick out a granny spraklin meaning when one picks out floral related clothing involving a taste in grandma style
That outfit is granny spraklin.
I massive shit that doesn't look heavy until you grab it.
OMG! Johnny did you drop a grannie's hangbag in the toilet upstairs?