Cutting Someone's Grass

When someone comes to a group of people and asks to buy drugs and someone says they have that drug before you and you sell your drugs before they do.

- Does anyone have any pot?
- I do, I'll be right back I have to go get it. (leaves)
- Yo i got some pot buy it off me.
- OK
- Man, you're cutting someone's grass.

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How to touch grass

1. Go outside
2. Once you go outside go to the green thing
3. Once you are at the green thing bend over
4. Once you bended over open your hands and touch the green thing
5. Congratulations you have touched grass

Person 1: Go outside and touch grass
Gamer: How to touch grass
Person 2: omg

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Grass Cake Mom

A mom who is OVERLY protective, she is usually the mom who volunteers for every single field trip, and doesn't let their kid do ANYTHING at all and are also WAY too involved in their kid's lives.

The mom from The Goldbergs is a grass cake mom

Where this word came from, Bedtime Stories, starring Adam Sandler

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Never touched grass

Gamers.They never ever ever ever touched some damn grass before.

SON!WHY YOU NEVER TOUCHED GRASS?????!!!!

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Bombo, push the grass cart!

Jamaican
A mild child's way of swearing to avoid the more vulgar bombopussyrasscloth. Usually sung like a song and is often misheard for the vulgar version due to it's tricky rhyming words.

Student: Miss, Eey don't want him 'pon my team. Cho! Bombo, push the grass cart!

Teacher: What did you say?

Student: nothing, miss.

go touch some grass

An expression used to tell someone to take off their rose coloured glasses, restrain their lustful urges and get control of their hormones.

Person 1: oh my gosh have you seen how sexy my crush is in his last post? God I’d love to suck those little toes of his and have his children 😍

Person 2: AYO WHAT? That was way outta pocket fam, go touch some grass and take a breather.

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What makes the grass grow?

A line in the 1985 screen play, Full Metal Jacket, written by Stanley Kubrick.

Gunnery Sergeant Gerheim asks, "What do
we do for a living, ladies!" and the platoon
replies, "KILL! KILL! KILL!"

He then asks, "What makes the grass grow?"
and they reply "BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!"

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