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When a friend's parent buys you a thoughtful gift that you weren't expecting, such as a scented candle or a deck of playing cards.
"Damn Jimmy, I can't believe your mom dropped such a greasy elephant on me last night! My room is going to smell so nice once I light it!"
"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"
When you're absolutely horrified and stressed about something and it's the absolute only thing you can think of and talk about. It's so bad that your pals are literally duck-taping your mouth shut. And if you keep talking through the tape, they tape you to the wall glued to a chair.
"Dude, I've got greasy stress today. Man, I dunno if Mrs. Ginny will think I'm a good actor. What do you think. I'm like so nervous. She's probably gonna throw me out. Blah blah bla....."
Greasy Gravy is gravy that is not greasy.
Hey mom?
"Yeah"
Can we have Greasy gravy?
"Where poor Johnathan"
oh...
Giving someone a greasy handshake, whether it is from nervousness or straight from hardwork.
Marquis walked about Rashell and gently gave her a greasy pow and he then turned around embarrased.
When a turd is shot from one mouth to the other making a “duck like” face to more easily yeet the turd properly.
Colton and Paige enjoyed playing a game of greasy duck nude on the patio.
An insult intended to be used to describe authority figures, or other adults that are referred to as Sir or Ma’am
"You greasy little pinky" said the boy to his german teacher.
A fat greasy fuck who lives in his asshole and jerks to himself using the snap chat girl filter.
Person 1:Hello and welcome to Denny's what would you like
Person 2: I want a number 69 GREASY BORGER please
Person 1: Cumming right up
Person 2: "ENGULF"