the tide has turned

means .... 'Circumstances have now changed' - 'All bets are off' ... LOL!

other ...

but .... 'when the tide turns', you say the opposite!!

That WMD were NOT found in IRAK has caused 'the tide to turn'. People now have 'less' faith in the 'coalition of the willing' and their standing has dropped with the majority.

means: change

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ha got em

your laughing at someone who messed up really bad that could get you in trouble too

Teacher:YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE NOW
Tom:NOOOOO
Tim:HA GOT EM

OR MAYBE
Teacher:YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE NOW
Tom:NOOOOO
Tim:HA GOT EM
Teacher:TIME YOU TOO
Tim:fuck

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Ha He Come

Meaning of someone coming, but mistakenly spoken.

man 1: ha he come
man 2: dont you mean here he comes ?

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has-been day

The day after one's birthday. If used correctly, could be a good cover up.

Man 1: Happy has-been day.
Man 2: You forgot my birthday, didn't you?
Man 1: No, I promise it was to add suspense.

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what has 4 letters and sometimes has 9

a statement, because w-h-a-t has 4 letters and s-o-m-e-t-i-m-e-s has nine.

freind 1: What has 4 letters and sometimes has 9?
feind 2: Impossible!
fiend 1: its a statement
friend 2: good one. now go away

Nelson has no swag

meaning that a scrawny white boy has absolutly no swag.

DAM NELSON HAS NO SWAG. AND NO FRIENDS FROM HIS FRIENDS

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Ke$ha shower

When one baths in vodka and glitter either before or after going to a club.

Hey gurl! Ready for the club?-Bonquiqui
Yeah gurl, just gotta take a Ke$ha shower

for the guys!-Monika

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