Heavy Hitter Alliance

The corporation for all the jabronies and low lifes in this world. You have to be a real winner to be accepted into this league. Derived from the biggest toolbag of them all, Daryl Isaacs AKA the Heavy Hitter. Being in the Heavy Hitter Alliance is basically like having a black belt....in sucking at life. You see you have to be a real turd to for the HHA to grant membership. There is a strict set of guidelines that must be met before you can even be considered. First off you must be a complete Daryl, or even a Sherman. Next, you must follow trends, say annoying shit at the wrong time, and absolutely kill any party you step foot in. You must wear the lamest clothes and put on way too much cologne, a tapout shirt and ed hardy cologne should do the deed. Finally, you must have zero true friends. If you are in the HHA and you think you have friends, you are WRONG. Those guys that roast your ass 24/7 don't keep you around bc they like you, they just like having a personal bitch to use as a dialogue punching bag.

Damnit Daryl! Why the hell would you show up to this party you weren't even invited!!! Thats it we're sending you to the Heavy Hitter Alliance.

Jim) Yo check it out that kid just rung up $900 worth of clothes at Ed Hardy.

Sean) Wow, thats Heavy Hitter potential right there.

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go heavy

the act of weighing oneself down while trying to save oneself from known or unknown danger.

mom: (pulling child by the arm) "You're going to school, now come on!"
child: "I'mma go heavy!" (child drops to the ground preventing mother from taking them any further.)

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Heavy Dad Breathing

When someone is breathing as hard and heavy as a dad who has just found out that his daughter has a boyfriend and he's coming over.

Woah man, you need to calm down with your heavy dad breathing.

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FOOT HEAVY CAKE

A google translate joke started by my friend, alternatively フットヘビーケーキ!!. This was supposed to say "UR just bad." This word is a synonym to "Git Gud," or "You're (just) bad."

You want to complete Dark souls, FOOT HEAVY CAKE.

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heavy rotation

to sexually please someone very well

giselle would really like to put korey the ketchup in a heavy rotation

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Heavy D

A member of the infamous Three Stripes. Heavy D is usually the driver on Stripe excursions, and sports the Coug', also known as 'Green Leader.' His choice weaponry includes Trojan-Style swords and large foot soldier shields.

Supa' Heavy, built like a Chevy, and I don't give a fuck 'bout the HEY HEY.

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Operating heavy machinery

Using a penis to masturbate or have sex.

I’m gonna be operating heavy machinery to night.

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