hold unto your buckets

Same as "hold on to your hat", meaning that you should anticipate what is to come, because it will be very great, magical, frightening, etc.

First used by Tobuscus on his Twitter when announcing he is uploading a new song.

(tweet from Jan 25:)

"uploading a guitar song to Tobuscus. hold unto your buckets"

Hold it over your head

This term is for when you do a favor for someone,then use that favor to to taunt or guilt them.You try to keep this status over them as long as possible until you can cash that mother fucker in on something good.The term comes from the wildly popular passtime of taunting small children,by holding something over their head just out of reach and making them crazy.

tony:I just fixed missy's car today.

mike:Really how much did you charge her?

tony:nothing,but I told her" I'll hold it over your head"

mike:did she get it?

tony:I think so,but if she didn't, I'll remind her that I fix her car the next time we're chillin and I need my cock sucked.

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baby's arm holding an apple

1. A Large Penis, with the shaft appearing to be the "arm" and the head the "apple"

Look at the size of that cock! It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple!

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hold yo(ur) nuts

To stunt on someone. To try to dominate or outshine them; to floss at their expense.

Whole lotta guap on me, got a whole lotta guap on me
Don't hold yo(ur) nuts on me, don't hold yo(ur) nuts on me
- Future in 'Guap on Me'

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baby's arm holding an apple

A large penis.

The term comes from a Lenny Bruce routine about African-American men ("Their wangs look like a baby's arm with an apple in its fist" as immortalized in his book _How to Talk Dirty and Influence People_), but this exact wording is taken from The Tubes' song "What Do You Want From Life", from their first album.

Since not everyone gets the reference, the term typically is used as an in-joke.

What Carrie really wants is a baby's arm holding an apple.

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Steering Wheel Choke Hold

While getting road head from a chick, you tilt the steering wheel all the way down until she is choking on your street meat! Then proceed to pull on to the shoulder hitting the rumble strip causing her to choke on your skin flute!

On my way home from my date last night, the chick decided to give me some road head. I upped the ante with a Steering Wheel Choke Hold!...Then followed it up with a whale punch!

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holding 4 fingers up

You fuck a lot of big hot guys on the daily.

Holding 4 fingers up in a photo

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