when you donkey punch yo girl and she shits insteads of tightening like a normal donkey punch
i WAS doing anal and about to donkey punch that bitch then the did a hot donkey pocket
the same as an ohio style hot pocket, except its when a judge does it and throws it at the defendant
Person 1: omg did the judge just give the defendant an ohio style hot pocket?!
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.
Is the act of shoving Kangaroo shit up your partners ass then proceed to tap that ass
We ate at out then snuck in to the zoo so we could pull off the Aussie Hot Pocket, best first date ever!
Is that act of shoving kangaroo shit up your partners ass, then proceed to tap that ass
We went out to eat then snuck in the zoo to do a Aussie Hot Pocket! Best first date ever!
When one digs inside of their anus with their whole fist to retrieve the feces, and shoves it in their mouth.
“My hamster got lost”
“The one that keeps hot-pocketing?”
Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.
- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
The sexual act of inserting a hot pocket into one’s anus and having a sexual partner eat the hot pocket, causing the molten liquid from said hot pocket to ooze deeper into the anal cavity. The best flavors to use are chicken, broccoli, & cheddar as well as the classic pepperoni pizza flavor.
“I think that Tony and I have taken it to the next level in our relationship! He agreed to let me try Hot-Pocketing him!”