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A Benzin Hunter is a person (primarily male, but possible as a twink also, i.e Christian Lorenz; A female Benzin Hunter being classified as a Benzin Huntress) who hunts for benzin in an automobile known as a Benzinmobil. They can often times be mistaken for firefighters, having worn out and/or dirty clothes (most likely stained by benzin from previous voyages), but have very different scopes and missions. They can be found driving around giant fields in their Benzinmobil or just chilling at their Benzin Station (the Benzin Hunter version of a firestation).
Ex. no. 1: "Eyo, did you see those crazzzzy Benzin Hunters last night?"
Ex. no. 2: "Hey, y'all wanna go out Benzinhunting later tonight?"
Hunter isn’t lucky and seems to just not be good at anything in his life.
Jason: bruh how did not win
Hunter: I dunno
John: it’s not hunter luck
The exact art born after successfully harvesting a deer, as coined by the legendary Hunter Jake.
Upon slugging a deer from what is likely 40 yards away, you must add an unbelievable amount of yards, like 300. So, you tell everyone it was about 350 yards away when you shot.
After you find your deer, you then take pictures and tell all your buddies you slayed a monster buck, as if it were the largest ever taken. You remove the head and put it in the bed of your pickup truck to show to all your buddies in the coming days.
Finally, and this is the most important step: you must don a new camoflauge hat with logos of equipment used in the hunt, such as Browning, Winchester, or Remington.
It is important to note that your story must be exaggerated more and more with each telling of the hunt and also that a new hat is required with every successful harvest of a monster 3 point buck.
Person 1: I just got a 13 point buck!
Person 2: Send a pic! Congrats dude!
Person 2: Dude, you're a regular ole Hunter Jake. That's like a 5 point.
Person 1: its legit. Just a bad camera on my phone.
Also known as kingus dong for he is whom has the biggest dong larger than king kong
Omg is that hunter bonter im so jealous im not in his league- every. Girl👧 to lay her eyes👀 on him
Hunter Miller Is A WHOLE ASS NIGGA THAT KILLS NIGGAS WIN FOOTBALL
Damn that one handed that over landon then out ran 800 niggas to the endzone.
Yeah thats Hunter MIller
A person who marries a farmer for the purpose of obtaining quota.
Everyone know that Ashley was such a quota hunter
An Animal Hunter is a badass. They live to kill, and kill to live. They see an animal in public, at home, school, the store, pretty much anywhere and hold up their "air gun" and pretend to shot it, and if the we're hunting. They aren't afraid to kill ANYTHING, and will. An Animal Hunter is somewhat a redneck, or a hilbillly. But hey that's okay.
Guy: "Why is he holding his hands like that?"
Other Guy: "Ah man, he's just one of them Animal Hunters."